Grandma had the opportunity to make lunch for Elliott. Turkey sandwich with the crust trimmed off. Apple sauce. Cheese stick. Cookie. Juice box. Love note.
“Dear Elliott, I hope you have a great day, Love Grandma”
Awwwwwww
I turned it over.
To a page of drug side effects, most of them sexual. Yes, she wrote a lunch note on the back of paper that had words like “ejaculatory” and “coitus.” I wonder what the teachers thought.
Grandma is not a teacher, though, Grandma is a nurse. Nothing phases her. Not toddler poop, not vomit, not even a page full of sexual side effects.
Oh my gosh Helen, that is HILARIOUS!
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