Coworker 1: You guys were supposed to wear ugly sweaters today!
Me: Is that why you're wearing the ugly shirt?
(I immediately feel bad for saying that.)
I'm just kidding! I actually really like that shirt. If they had it in a size 4 I would totally buy it for Elliott.
Oh crap, I don't mean it's a kid shirt. I like to dress him like a little man.
Not that you're a little man.
crap crap crap I'm going to stop talking.
Coworker 2: NO KEEP GOING!
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